Guys catch feelings too

can you call me? why didn't you call me, can you console me? am I lonely? no, just hungry, so feed me, do I sound needy? greedy? need attention desperately? do I come across as a far fetched dog wishing for the wishing bone, it is not that I just want to bone, just want to get you home, fun times with chris alone, but why don't you call, did you just develop phone illiteracy, what is this policy, do you want the player to get on his knees, beg for your graces, please call me, because this silence is killing me, they say men don't catch feelings, but I got a net and like chips I can bet, if feelings were water I would be wet, if feelings were memory I would never forget, so call me, don't tell me you are busy, cos we used to talk till late, now we don't even get to go out for dates, you used to not hesitate, but now you bring out the brakes, won't even let me in first base, but I can't see it now, am I just being too sensitive, too sticky, oh yea I know what it is, my heart tricked me, and you've have been burned before so you are doing it to me, but I understand the universe, karma is a bitch and, okay you've switched, but at least give me the decency to say "hey, this isn't working out, I'm done, gone bye", that would've been nice, so I'm sending this out to the girls that have done me that way, peace!!