Story 2:A boyfriend? Really?

haha.. bro check this out, i was waiting in the bus stop right out of school, busted out my head phones, cranked the tunes, the suddenly, out of nowhere came this, impeccable, highly thick, sick looking, half jamaican hick, sweet thang, dreadlocks like big cigar blunts, goldilocks, i said oo, this is my chance, to get to know this girl so that one day we can go out for a dance, dutty wine, walking, hips giggling, like fine wine, small waist, thinking to myself, this moment i could not waste, keeping composure and grace, i was daydreaming, the bus was almost leaving, i made a run for it, cold canada and hostile wind temperature was the only thing getting in my direction, got on the bus, caught my breath for a second, scanned the people in the bus, looked for a seat close enough in the range of her peripheral vision, sitting and waiting was such a mission, thinking to myself damn, this is going to get awkward, i've done this before, i know the code, the game, what if she thinks im lame,nah, just stick to your guns and skills, be real, keep it 100, done this a 100 times, but this one was different, something magnificent happened everytime she passed by, like a dove in the sky, whistles of bells jingling, birds chirping, sweet tingling, she already has me whipped, could she be the one, damn the bus just stopped at square one, my heart skipped, got off the bus, thought about it for a minute, how should i approach, whats my gimmick, hesitation was my only limitation, so i said fuck it, whats with this cowardice, pussy, are you kidding me, go talk to this girl, no need for details, just in and out, grab her email, so i did that, grabbed her by the arm, remained calm, i said my name is chris, whats yours, alexis, nice, sweet, how you doing, whats your program in sheridan, electrical engineering, im chemical, anyway, i have to go, its getting cold, its freezing, minus 20 below, ill see you in school, take care bye.. oh before you leave i need your email if you dont mind, sweet... snatched it, boom bastic, got this girl, so i quickly got home sent her a quick note, she replied and said, sorry,, just to let you know, no offense, don't take this the wrong way, im thinking.. hmm i've never seen this trend... she replies once more and says, just to let you know i got a boyfriend.